Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, 21 April 2011

How to run Firefox inside Firefox?

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Heya!!!
You know guys, firefox is my favourite browser. and today again a have a new funny trick of firefox...

Run Firefox inside Firefox

it sounds good na, that how we can do it...

And its really easy too just type in this url in Firefox's address bar and there you go!
Firefox inside Firefox!

copy paste following url in a web browser (mozilla firefox).


chrome://browser/content/browser.xul


Following is the screenshot of this trick (firefox in firefox in firefox, which is again in another firefox)-


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Friday, 1 April 2011

The Funniest April Fools’ Jokes

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In Gmail, you no longer have to use obsolete technology such as a mouse and a keyboard to write, compose, or reply to emails: you can do all of those simply by moving your body.
Of course, even the smile of Google’s Paul McDonald as he utters the announcement of the “feature” gives away that it’s really an April Fools’ joke, but it’s hilarious nevertheless. Check out the desperate-looking presenter as he twists his body trying to compose and send an email without ever touching a keyboard in the video below.
YouTube, on the other hand, has decided to show us the top viral videos of 1911.
LinkedIn has an elaborate and fun joke this year. Log into the site, then click on Contacts – Add Connections and choose “People You May Know.” You’ll find out that the list is far more interesting than usual, featuring such celebrities as Robin Hood and Albert Einstein!
he Pirate Bay, on the other hand, claims it has bid for eBay on eBay and won! Well, we’ve seen weirder auctions on the site…
ThinkGeek has a great one this year, noticed by our reader Thomas Bollinger: It’s selling an Apple Store Playset. Now you too can have a miniature Apple Store in your living room, and if you’re a true fan, you’ll definitely want to extend it with the optional Line Pack.
What are your favorite April Fools’ jokes this year? Please, share them in the comments!
last but not least most interesting one even you can share it with your friends o Facebook.
Saif n Kareena in a telephonic conversation (tapped in a hotel)
HOW COULD THIS GET PUBLICIZED??? JEEZ GOD SAVE THEM!!!

Neway, enjoy it



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Friday, 18 March 2011

Magic of VLC Player

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Hello all the readers of Technowit wish you a  HAPPY HOLI. Today i am going to share a funny magic of vlc player hope u all guys enjoy this trick.

VLC media player has an amusing ability, to playback movies in ASCII art. so if you want to play videos in ASCII format just to do the following steps.

1.open vlc palyer

2.click on TOOLs

3.under tools section go to Preferences(Tools>Preferences)

4.Open the section “Video” section 



5.under “Output” select “Color ASCII art video output” from the drop down menu



Save it. Now play any video file to enjoy the ASCII art.

hope u all guys enjoy this trick.
also share it with your friends.


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Monday, 28 February 2011

SHOW THE FUNNY BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

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Everyone knows That when your windows computer shows the BLUE SCREEN (BSOD) it means that a virus has infected your computer or internal working of computer is at risk, this also comes when you are running multiple RAM's and of different frequencies...

Now here is a cool but dangerous Virus that shows the "blue screen of death" when you run it .. Copy and paste in notepad and save the file as "bsod.bat" .... Then put it on any computer and run it ... THEN you are done
CODE:

@echo off
cd /
cls
color 1f
echo A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage
echo to your computer.
echo.
echo The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SPCMDCON.SYS
echo.
echo PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
echo.
echo If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen,
echo restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow
echo these steps:
echo.
echo Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.
echo If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer
echo for any Windows updates you might need.
echo.
echo If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware
echo or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.
echo If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart
echo your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then
echo select Safe Mode.
echo.
echo Technical information:
echo.
echo *** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2,0x00000001,0xFBFE7617,0x0000 0000)
echo.
echo.
echo *** SPCMDCON.SYS - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67c
pause :nul
cls
echo Downloading viruses . . .
ping localhost -n 5 :nul
dir /s
pause :nul


ENJOY GUYS
AND ALSO GIVE YOUR FEEDBACK
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Tuesday, 8 February 2011

15 Funny Messages for valentine

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Hello guys we celebrate valentine from so many years and if you want to know history behind valentine check out here
















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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

The History Of Social Networking

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Social media, the media for social interaction, which has been ruling the entire Internet has a long history and a quite interesting one too. What started from Email, now ended in Facebook empire. Now this infographic gives us a detailed analysis of “The History Of Social Networking”. This Infographic is also shared by OnlineSchools.org. This one gives us some of the amazing facts about Social Networking along with the years.
Earlier we shared one of their Infographics — craze of facebook. Do tell us which system inspired you and which will last long enough in the comments below.

Via: Online Schools
ALSO SEE:FACEBOOK NEWSPAPER FOR YOU
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Friday, 21 January 2011

7 Funny Microsoft Windows Dialog Boxes

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check out list of some funny images of windows error

1. Now that’s an error message!


2. Would you accept the terms?

3. I doubt it did…

4. A self-conscious error message

5. Sorry, I can’t find the “any” key

6. A test of patience…

7. Who would report it then?


source-www.whatsthelatest.net


also see:WATCH STAR WARS MOVIES ON MS DOS



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Thursday, 13 January 2011

craze of facebook

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Last time we share a picture showing richness of mark zukerberg.It is quite clear that people are so much mad for Facebook.If you are not believing me check out this picture below.Facebook, the most popular social networking website, is obviously becoming popular day by day. Neither Mark Zuckerberg nor Facebook Users will quit it. So there is no end to it. Recently we also came to know, Facebook brought Fb.com for 8.4 Million US Dollars.
As of 2011, there are totally 50,000,000 Active Facebook Users. 48% of them are about 18-34 years old. ‘Facebook’ is the most searched term in the year 2010 for the second year running. For more facts, check below.
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Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Gmail Bomber

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Hey guys check out Gmail bomber to send large no of email to your friend.Its is a simple software to send a large no of email to your friend easily.
check out the screen shot here
just enter your email id and victim id 
and start the software
Note-:Install .NET framework in your computer. Using Microsoft website
Note-: don't use again and again may cause ban of your gmail account. prefer to use your fake account
try at your own risk

Also see:magic computer tricks
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Monday, 10 January 2011

What Mark Zuckerberg Could Buy with His $6.9 Billion

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A few weeks ago 26 year-old Mark Zuckerberg—the founder of Facebook, for those of you who’ve been living in a cave—was recently ranked on the Forbes 400 at #35 with 6.9 billion dollars. This is an exceptionally large amount of money. So large, in fact, it can be hard to comprehend, much like the known universe or Christina Hendrick’s bosom. Thus we thought it’d be informative to try and put Zuckerberg’s billions into a little real-world perspective. Hence, we present:





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Monday, 3 January 2011

Create your own newspaper

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Hello frds some days ago technowit tells u how to create a facebook newspaper so if u are not interested in facebook newspaper and want to create your own news paper then must check out
fodey.com a great website helps you to create a newspaper clipping with in a sec.
When i share this trick with my friends i got a lot of comment even they cannot find this clipping made by me and they predict as a original newspaper.

check out the original prank here
Now its very easy to publish your Newspaper within Seconds , 
Just fill out this : 
  • Name of the newspaper:
  • Date:
  • Headline:
  • Enter your story:
create your own newspaper and have fun and if u like this post must share it with your friends.

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New Year 2011 funny trick

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Technowit wishes u a very very happy new year.Here is a funny new year notepad trick i hope u like this trick and also share it with your friends.

now copy the given code below

6666666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 666666666666
6669966666996699669 9999999669966666 9966666669966666 6996699999999669 9666699666666666 6666696666666666 666666666666
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6669996669996699669 9999999669966666 9966666666666996 6666699999999669 9666699666666669 9666666666996666 666666666666
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6699666669966666666 9996666666699999 9996699999999666 9966669966666666 6999666699669999 9999669966666996 666666666666
6699666669966666669 9699666666699666 6996699666699666 6996699666666666 6999966699669966 6666669966666996 666666666666
6699999999966666699 6669966666699999 9996699999999666 6699996666666666 6996996699669999 9999669966966996 666666666666
6699999999966666999 9999996666699999 9996699999999666 6669966666666666 6996699699669999 9999 6699699969966666666 66666
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6666666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 666666666666
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6669966666699669999 9999666666666966 6666666999999996 6666666999999966 9999999966699966 66 666 99966666666 666666666666
6666996666996669999 9999666666669996 6666666999999996 6666666999999996 9966669966669966 666666 99666666 666666666666
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6666669999666669999 9999666666996669 9666666999999996 6666666666669966 9969669966669966 66 66 99666666 666666666666
6666666996666669999 9999666669999999 9966666999999996 6666666666699666 9966969966669966 66 6699666666 666666666666
6666666996666669966 6666666699999999 9996666996996666 6666666669966666 9966699966669966 66 6699666666 666666666666
6666666996666669999 9999666996666666 6699666996699666 6666666999999996 9966669966669966 66 6699666666 666666666666
6666666996666669999 9999669966666666 6669966996666996 6666666999999996 9999999966699996 66 6 9999666666 666666666666
6666666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 6666666666666666 666666666666

To view it ,
  1. Copy this code and paste it into NOTEPAD
  2. Then go to EDIT and click on REPLACE
  3. Type 6 in find box and _ (UNDERSCORE) in replace box
  4. Then click REPLACE ALL
and see the result ! Hope you will like it :D
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Watch Star Wars Movie on MS DOS Prompt

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Star Wars is an American epic space opera franchise first film which lead to worldwide pop culture phenomenon .This film is made into books, television series, video games, as well as many comic books and the film has got Academy award . I hope many people might have seen this movie , but if you have windows OS , you can watch again the whole movie !
Follow the following easy steps to watch Star Wars – in MS DOS version :

  • Go to Start , then click on Run.
    In the Run box, type cmd and press OK
  • This will open the open the MS command prompt window
  • Within command prompt, type telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl [ you cannot copy paste , you Need to type :P ] and hit ENTER.
  • Get ready to watch the lengthy replica of star wars in Black and White version !
This works in xp

  • But If you are using Windows Vista, you need to enable Telnet to watch the movie.
  • Go to Start/Run, type appwiz.cpl
  • It will open the Add/remove programs window.
  • Click turn windows features on and off on the side panel then check mark Telnet Clientand click OK.
Have fun :)

However i dont know about windows 7 , if you have windows 7 try this and let me know if it works or not !
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Monday, 6 December 2010

Most silly bug in Window calculator ? 2-2 !=0 ?

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 If you subtract 2 from the square root of 4 then the result is not 0 but -1.068281969439142e-19. Interesting is previously in windows XP the result was -8.1648465955514287168521180122928e-39. So that’s an update in Seven right ?

Step 1 : Open Windows Calculator.
Step 2 : Press the number 4 and apply Square root which gives result 2.
Step 3 : Now subtract 2 from the answer ie, 2-2 and press equals [=]
Shocking bug right ?
I learned that 2 – 2 = 0 but windows calculator has some different suggestion
What does this mean ?? Buggy Calculator all the way…
Obviously this is a simple bug in the coding. This bug is not present on any other calculator like online calculator etc. So it a bug in Microsoft windows calculator which they have overlooked for may years.
Thanks to snaphow
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Sunday, 5 December 2010

Magic computer tricks

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Hello frds check out some funny and magic computer tricks.You will definitely amazed when you go through these tricks.
  1. An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as “CON”.
     This is something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer why this happened!
     TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A “CON” FOLDER
     also try

    PRN
    AUX
    NUL
    LPT1
    COM1
    COM2
    it will not create folder
  2. For those of you using Windows, do the following:
    1.) Open an empty notepad file
    2.) Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)
    3.) Save it as whatever you want.
    4.) Close it, and re-open it.
  3. Again this is something funny and can’t be explained?
    At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!

    It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself?

    Open Microsoft Word and type

    =rand (200, 99)

    And then press ENTER
    And see the
    magic?..!
  4. Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N.

    In Notepad / WordPad or MS Word, type that flight number i.e. Q33N. Increase the font size to 72.

    Change the font to Wingdings. ….. u will be amazed by the findings!!!…………………..
i hope u will like my tricks plz also share your tricks with us and comment below if you like this post.
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Saturday, 6 November 2010

Funny Facebook Status Update profile link trick

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Time for a little Facebook prank action! This  is all about fooling your friends with a fake profile link, that ─when clicked─ magically redirects to their own Facebook profile. Here, give it a shot ( make sure you’re logged in):http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363. See yourself? Neat trick, huh?
We made up a few status updates you can use that incorporate the link and will confuse the hell out of your friends. But pay attention: if Facebook automatically turns it into a shared link with your name and your profile picture as a thumbnail, then close the attachment by clicking the blue X icon in the upper right corner before sharing!
These statuses will definitely get comments:
…is desperately looking for someone: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 ─ If you see, or know the whereabouts of this person, leave a comment immediately.
…has many friends on Facebook, but this one’s the BEST: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
Some status updates that will get “likes”:
…wants you to “Like” this if you know this person: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
…wants you to “Like” this if you like this person: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
…wants you to “Like” this post if you think this person is HOT as hell: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
And finally, a few slightly offensive status updates that are bound to trigger some (angry) comments:
…thinks this person has a silly name: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
…Like this if you think this person is a nerd: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
…is convinced this person has a split personality. Approach with caution! http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
…thinks this has to be the biggest loser on Facebook: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
Let us know in the comments how your friends react! Or if you’ve found some other interesting uses for this link. Have fun!
Thanks to -Reface
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